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Thread #117427   Message #2582124
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
05-Mar-09 - 05:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
Subject: RE: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
Water vs. Wine

For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. And those who
don't...this is something to think about.
      
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming 1 kilo of poop.
      
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
   
Remember: Water = Poop and Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit
      
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.