I sense a concept for a 3rd Division Sky satellite lifestyle channel series
brewing up in here..

"Celebrity Make Me A Folk Singer Combat Boot Camp"

could even combine it with fast weight gain and looking 10 years older..

I wouldn't watch it..
but I'd set the recorder for my mrs
to catch up on it..

then maybe sit down to take the piss out the elimination finals..

maybe next Xmas chart number 1 CD in this idea..

oops.. shoulda copyrighted this.. !!!???