Don't forget the series of 3 CDs "Guide Cats for the Blind" featuring songs and readings by various famous personages, and with the opportunity to contribute to a very worthwhile cause:
And also, with apologies to one of my very favourite songwriters:
RAMBLING MOGGY Based on "Rambling Boy" by Tom Paxton
She was a tabby with big green eyes, She stuck with me 'cos I treated her nice, Whatever the weather, out she would go, To ramble round in the rain and snow.
Chorus So here's to you, my rambling moggy, Why did you always come in so soggy, When you'd been rolling in that boggy, Oh why oh why, miaow, miaow.
On the edge of town, she chanced to stray, She thought she'd hunt a rat one day, But that rat had eaten warfarin, So moggy's blood got far too thin.
Chorus
Late one night, off went my moggy, The weather it was cold and foggy, She got the bleeds and she got them bad, They took the only moggy I had.
Chorus
She left me here to ponder on, Why my rambling moggy is dead and gone, If when cats die, they go somewhere, I'll bet you a Whiskas she's miaowing there.