"Expensive Funeral"

Bob died. His will provided $35,000 for an elaborate
funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his
wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I am
sure Bob would be pleased," she said.

"I am sure you are right," replied Judy, who lowered
her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this
really cost?"

"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty-five thousand."

"No!" Judy exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but
$35,000?"

Helen answered, "The funeral was $11,500. I donated
$500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were
another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."

Judy computed quickly, "$22,500 for a memorial stone?
My Lord, how big is it?"

"Two and a half carats."