Sorry - West. I was musing about a really bad movie called "Krakatoa, East of Java". Krakatoa is west of java but that was only the beginning of what was wrong with this movie. Anyway, according to the science channel, Krakatoa is getting ready to blow again and both east and west of it are thousands of people...

But back on topic - you lie, Micca. I answered the phone and you bleated!