100 sterilized frogs, Spaw? That reminds me of another record in my collection, "The Rhino Brothers Present: The World's Worst Records!" It's got "Surfin' Tragedy" by The Breakers, "Kinko The Klown," "Big Girls Don't Cry," to mention only a few. There's even a regurgitation bag provided with the LP. The front cover shows someone in a lead suit getting ready to dump a pile of '45's into a trash can. Maybe this and the farting record should be in a "weird records" thread, since I'm not seriously embarrased to own them. I really can't think of a record I own that really embarrasses me, since I seem to have a special place in my loins for the weird stuff. But - if I did own a Barry Manilow recording....