Sage, changing a headlamp bulb via the tailgate? No wonder chargeout rates are high. :)
The washer problem MIGHT be the water pump.   I would trace the hose back and dismount the pump to see if it is blocked by something, particularly if the noise had an element of squeal in it!

I've found socks, nails and a hankerchief in ours. Comes from (someone) stacking washing on top and pushing it down in.
Oh, and (another idiot) not emptying his pockets before putting his work jeans for the wash.