"It sounds as if they will no longer be allowed to talk about 'Fat Paul'

What sounds? Who won't be able to? A quick search of the usual suspects (Daily Mail, Daily Express, even the BBC) finds no mention of this at all. In fact, the only mention of this anywhere at all on the internet is ... Mudcat. I'd love to know where you get your information. Or are we witnessing the birth of one of those "It's political correctness gone mad" stories, which are invented solely to give people something to get indignant about?

"You couldn't make it up"

Or possibly you could. Who knows?