But . . . but . . . Bagpuss, I had to post to point out that I wasn't posting, and . . . and . . . aw, nuts!

Art, I love the concept of that card. As my family has a bit of a tradition of flatulating (yeah, I just made it up, but it sounds so offical, I had to use it), I'm sure many of them would love to get one from me. Any hints on where to buy some?

Charlie, you're right--it worked!