Rumor has it that CNN, Al Jazeera, and Jon Stewart are all vieing(veeing, vooing?) for that once in a lifetime interview with God. God's agent, naturally, is holding out for "suitable" compensation...Given the magnitude and "Historical" significance of the event. And a meeting place amenable to both parties is being discussed as we speak....Film at 11...

The betting line in Vegas has Stewart in the lead at 5 to 4. CNN is ready to pump cash to sweeten the deal, while Al Jazeera has some Religious issues...

Our spys tell us that Stewart's first ever question to the Almighty might be along the lines of
"Proof" that He exists. God's reply? "What about the Hookers Jon?"... "And for crying out loud, I'm sitting right in front of you, like you were looking in the mirror!" "Smell the coffee, you big schpokora!"




("Schpokora" - translation...Heaven's greatest insult to humans, akin to throwing your shoe at a President on Earth...)


p.s. When some hack asked God what he thought about the "Nurse Suspension for Praying" thing on earth. God refused to comment...

BR/CANADA, eh...