Never a dull minute livin' with ol' gal...

So I got this ol' buddy, Johnny, and he is the real deal when it comes to bein' a hillbilly... But we get along good and maybe burn a little evidence now and then...

So Johnny is one of them guys who has connections... Know what I mean???

So the P-Vine likes to cook up somethin' called chicken pastry... Yankess call it chicken 'n dumplin's but either way its cooked with a hen so...

...the P-Vine says to Johnny a week or so ago that she'd like a couple hens to make this stuff with... Well, to Johnny that means means a couple of live hens but to the P-Vine that menas acouple of 'um all dead and pot-ready...

So this afternoon she walks out and there in a 5 gallon bucket er two live hens?!?!?!... No Johnny, just the birds...

Now Johnny ain't all the easy to reach so I took the sumabiches out to the barn where there is an old chicken coop and let 'um go in there... I get back and the P-Vine has got holt of Mr. Kenneth Weakley and made a deal fir him to come and get them seein' as he likes to raise chickens...

So it's back out to barn, this time tryin' to catch the sumabiches and one is like real easy and the other one is all scared and wants to fight and carry on but I finally got it in the bucket without no blood on either of our parts but...

...nevermind...

Everyday is like this living with this woman...

Well, not hens everyday but somethin'...

Bobert (retired chicken farmer)