I don't know about F*****g melodeons, Liz. I have heard a poem about F*****g concertinas! Les Barker does it.

I like free reeds. So there!
(Yeah, I know plenty of people who like free beer.)

Who was the idiot who started calling unaccompanied songs 'a capella,' anyway? About 90% of the 300 or so that I used to sing would get you thrown out of any chapel in the world!

I like the song, Acorn4. There a counterpart, "Hexagon Zombies' around.