So THAT'S what that terrifying thing on the stairs is!!!

No, that's Will Fly with Hoof and Horns.

I've seen Will - even with hoof and horns he ain't no match!!

I've done my best - polished up my hooves and sharpened the horns - but Irene's correct: there's no contest. The Angel is a truly wonderful creation and I'm deeply in love with her. Must remember to bring my camera on the 21st. A snap of Alan snogging the Angel will be one for the scrapbook - or even Flickr...