Man sees a sign in a chemist's window "Contaceptive fitting service" he goes inside and sees a young lady behind the counter.
"Do you fit the contraceptives?"
"Yes"



"Well, wash you hands, I want some boiled sweets"
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Man goes into a chemist and asks for some Pyrex.
"Don't you mean 'Durex'?"
"No, I've got a hot dish outside"

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I'll get me rubber overcoat!

Cheers
Nigel