Reminds me of the classic Rolf Harris ditty "Someone's Pinched Me Winkles!", which started off with the spoken line "Right lads, this is an old, old, traditional cockney folk song that I've just written, and the basic rhythm goes something like this...." (cue wobble board - which, as any fule kno, is an old, old, traditional aborigine folk instrument Rolf invented)....

I'll get me old, old, traditional coat. JK.