Oh, that well-farted wagon is a-cooomin' now,
You can smell it from well outside the town,
Oh that well-farted wagon keeps a runnin' ripe,
I wish somebody would burn that wagon down!
Oh it fouls up every street and house,
Folks all say it oughta be against the law!
And it could be from someone who is no relation,
But it could be....
Yes, it could be....
Mainly methane,
From Old Spaw!!!!!!