This book, I am certain, will turn out to be the most important literary work of the last century.

It will undoubtedly perform an utterly indispensible service to the whole population of the United Staes of America, and, if it is picked up and published in other languages, most of the rest of the world, especially in these times of economic meltdown and financial misery which owe so much to the administration recently commanded by the author.


All that is needed to assist Mr. Bush in making some recompense to the victims of his presidency, is for the publishers to ensure that printed at the bottom of each page is the instruction:-





















"NOW WASH YOUR HANDS!"

Don T.