Best bumper sticker I ever saw was " IF you can read this, some bastard's stolen my caravan" , made me clutch bits of myself and howl right out in the street.Card shops are another place in which I make a holy show of myself, my SO won't go in with me anymore.......which leaves me pulling on the sleeves of total strangers, eyes streaming and wheezing " you've got to read this one". Occasions and Clintons have now put a poster up, refusing me admittance.......ah well.