In a truck stop john in Vermont:

Here I sit upon the pooper,
Making a Vermont State Trooper.

The mens room at the Inn at Long Trail, which is the place to go in Rutland County for "Irish" bar music, has a dispensing machine, one side of which sells condoms, and the other, Tylenol. It always makes me wonder, if it gives you a headache, why do it?

Peter.