Why isn't he going on a bendy bus? He promised to abolish them, but they're still around.

Anyway, what's the point of celebrating England when open cast mining is destroying the ground we stand on, and all the history that was contained in it?

Now if ARTHUR SCARGILL were celebrating St George's Day, I'd be there. Along with the Turks from St George's country, and a wicker man of bonus guzzling bankers.