I'll give it a try....sung to the tune of "Grandma Got run over by a Reindeer"

We threw Uncle Harry in the Bushes, Walkin home from our house Christmas eve, You might say there's nothing like cremation, But as for me and Lena, we believe.

He'd been drinkin too much egg nog, When he thought he'd have a smoke, but he passed out on the sofa, Now the funeral costs will leave Aunt Lena Broke.

Then my brother had a brainstorm, That made Aunt Lena say, "How Nice", Since he's half way there already, For Cremation we may get a discount price.

We threw Uncle Harry in the Bushes, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You may say there's nothing like Cremation, But as for me and Lena we believe.

I never liked ol' Uncle Harry, He was a real pain in my ass, So I took his box of ashes, And tossed his ass and ash into the grass!

We threw Unlce Harry in the Bushes, Walkin home from our house Christmas Eve, You may say there's nothing like Cremation, But as for Me and Lena we believe!!!

Frank

P.S. By the way, I know this won't format right, it'll probably wrap around. Anybody want to tell me how to force a linefeed at the end of a line??? Be kind to a new member??? Thanks!!!!