They print the paper money here in Fort Worth, and the paper is closely guarded, from my understanding. But maybe you could make your own, Rap. It's about 80% cotton and 20% linen. You know that old pair of jeans in the back of your closet on the floor? Start with those. Someone told me the cotton in money comes from denim.

I guess you'll have to put it in the Waring blender. You can't run those jeans through the copier once you scanned your bills.