Someone with a name not dissimilar to mine has stolen my sprout-based song ideas and posted them on the Mud-e-ceilidh "brassica" thread. This is blatant plagiarism and although I have absolutely no evidence to back it up, I suspect someone at sTROOF magazine is behind it. It's like "Scarborough Fair" never happened... probably!

I feel an almighty "Hmmph!!!!!" coming on…