Sir Fred the Shed ad such a big ead,
he feathered his nest
siad he'd dun is best
then took off
and left a big mess.

Lord Myners was a city slicker,
who got a cushy job
but took pity
on poor ole Fred what dun his ead
then said I said he said

Sir Fred lies low
counting his money
Lord Myners as amnesia
as he goes in front of the media
but with a smile envies fred's cash flow.

It ain't all bad
its a piece of bliss
when you got a fat wad
they can yell and they can scream
but these two cats got the cream.