The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #119647   Message #2598036
Posted By: Lonesome EJ
26-Mar-09 - 04:22 PM
Thread Name: Excellent Mudcat parody
Subject: RE: Excellent Mudcat parody
Well, at least we gave you McDonald's. And never a word of thanks for that!
And those luggage carts aren't so bad really. Several years ago, trying to navigate a congested intersection in Heathrow, I would never have made my plane in time if I hadn't used one as a battering ram to drive a wedge through a morosely trudging queu of Brits who refused to acknowledge my polite "excuse me, please!" or even "coming through!" until I finally shouted "watch your ass"" and plowed through, like a broadside from the USS Constitution going through the beam of the HMS Guerriere.