A second verse from 1960s New Zealand students, that follows approxiamately the same as above:

Her head when she wakes in the morning,
Will not have an ache nor a pain.
It also fell off her torso -
This semi-detachable Jane.
"I no longer am what I was, dear,
what I have left is my all.
Treat it with all due respect, dear -
After the ball."