I'm full of admiration for this excellent parody, and also for the protagonists in this typical Mudcat discussion. Definitive and seemingly unanswerable arguments are put forward only to be countered by equally definitive and unanswerable arguments from an entirely different viewpoint. I've sat at the computer into the early hours following threads like this many times over the years, sometimes confused, usually bemused but always very amused (that's almost poetry).

Bert Davrose