jacqui, you know I love you, and I am so glad you married that beloved old coot and came to Amerikay. But if you are to be a proper Yank, you must, my dear, drop that English reserve and learn to say what's on your mind!! We are a loudmouthed, uncouth lot, and usually say what's on our minds over here. So enough with the English reserve, ok, sweetie?

Kendall, could I have the loan of a pry bar? I must dislodge my aul tongue from my cheek. Seems to be stuck in there rather well.

Mick