Are Captain Birdseye and Diane Easby real people or part of the whole Borfolk parody? Surely, nobody can be as pompous, humourless, self-important and bitter as these two? They are cartoon characters, yes? The Easby creation claims to be a writer but I've googled her and while there are hundreds of demented entries causing fights on message boards, there's not one proper piece of writing under her name.