My favorite for my full name is Arrogant Bevel. It strikes me as very funny because there is a story connected to it.

Some years back a musician friend told three of us about her two cousins when she and they were little. The two sisters, Beverly Ann and Constance (? I don't remember) frequently argued and the younger one would expostulate: Bevel Ann, you mean old hateful thang.

Ever since then, the four of us have been 'Bevel Anns', Bevels, for short. Coming up with 'Arrogant Bevel' is perfect.