"Twicky puts about a rumour that I'm boycotting the place"

Cough! Splutter! Eh?

I might've said at one point that we'd need to make special arrangements to tie up your high horse in the yard (and take the doors off their hinges to ensure easy access for the uppermost part of your body). Beyond that your money is as good as anyone else's as far as we're concerned. It's the Askews tonight.

ps How's the weather today up there in cloud cuckoo land?