Professor Valiant has asked me to point out that his seat of learning is Borcestershire University
Ha! Exposed yourself as a fraud there, Diane. The revered professor would never be associated with the upstart Borcestershire University (previosly Borcestershire Polytechnic) which has the temerity to compare itself with that ancient seat of learning Borchester University.
Hilarious thread. Haven't laughed so much since I heard Fred Jordan sing The Fields of Athenry.
Must away to the new session at The Royal Oak, Lewes.