SINSULL...Ain't no need ta welcumuz sinz me an Paw an the Reg boys bin roundt the Mudcat fer along time now. Yassee Max sez he woant givvuz no cookies sinz he figgers that itz agin the law sinz me an Paw an them Reg boyz got sum kinda thing he callz turmnill stupidity. But ifn' you look back ya kin fine sum stories bout uz. Even sum stuff bout how I wuz cooped up at that Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed an all.

I doan git it Skippinjack, but I know we all got a soft spot for the Carter family cuz they sing reel good even tho mosta them ar daid. Me an Paw ate a 7 corz meel with Billy one time at his gas station an it wuz mitey fine. Everbuddy had a 6-pack and I pickt the choclat moon pie whilst Paw and Billy had bananner.

CLETUS