I had a little fun with the last recorded message that urged in strident tones, Please listen. Your car may be without warranty. Please do not drive your car without warranty. This is our final call on this matter. Please press 1 to speak to our representative.

So I pressed 1.

A man said: Please state the make and model of your car.

I said, Oh, you know so much about me I thought you'd know that.

click

The next time I'm going to say, all flustered like, Oh, goodness. Let me go look it up.

And lay the receiver down.