Looks like the trouble has already started. Those Conservatives - right load of bloody troublemakers.

"Journalists, politics and drink have long been suspected of being a volatile mix, but the recipe may have been even more combustible than usual last night when police used CS spray to break up a fight in the House of Commons.

An argument that appears to have started at a Conservative party reception spilt over into a neighbouring part of the Palace of Westminster. One man - thought to be a journalist - was arrested in the fracas in which a police officer received minor injuries. "