I will be there without question having missed the last one. The Sausage Bandit ?
Is that The Infamous
" Wild Colonial Sausage Bandit He held me up in Cumberland.

"There was a wild Colonial Sausage bandit.
Dk was his name.
He was born and bred in Eltham,
Which is where he gained his fame.

He would rob the rich to feed the poor ,
His Sausages were out of date and unfit.
He poisened half of .....................Knockholt Did.
That Wild Colonial ,,,,,,,Sausage Band.............it.