I was asked to give a talk on sex to a group of adults who were studying Child Care methods and teaching children about sex/love/relationships. When I arrived at the College just before my appointed time to speak... the woman in charge said that the talks were overrunning badly and would I make the talk on sex as brief as possible....Soooo the time came.. I stood erect and said "Ladies and Gentlemen...It gives me great pleasure" and sat down again.
Hope that made you laugh.......