I can't kill Willy. Sigh! Maybe Freddie the Cat will do it for me. Maybe I can just render down some bacon...it was once a pig, wasn't it?

You say that the battle is over
You say that the war is all done
Tell it to those with the wind in their nose
Who run from the sound of a gun...

Is lime Jell-O made form horses' hooves?
I am seriously thinking of becoming a vegetarian...


More JD on the rocks, please.