This is the way I learned the song eons ago!

"I wish I was a fascinating lady
With a past thats fast and a future that is shady
I wish I had a big red light,
I'd sleep all day and I work all night.

Once a month I'd take a short vacation,
nearly drive the the boys to desperation,
Once a year I'd go hogwild,
and have myself an illegitimate child."