A few years back, I was called by a cemetary plot salesman.

Before he could give me the full sales line, I said that I was most interested in a plot. "Please send me all the brochures and information you have on the plots, and as quickly as you can" I concluded.

Surely enough, in a couple of days a big package arrived.

About a week later I got a call from the same sales fellow who, not recognizing my voice, asked for me.

I replied, "Sorry, he died two days ago, and I just got back from the funeral, so sad, he went ever so quickly, he did say he was not feeling well for the last couple of months".

I am so sorry to hear this bad news replied the dissapointed salesman, before he hung up.