Sorry, Ian, I can't understand what point you're trying to make; you've descended into complete gibberish. Take more water with it, mate.

Anyway, it's turning out to be a great day. The G20 are sorting out the world financial crisis (LOL), it's a beautiful sunny afternoon and I've just landed enough work to keep me busy for at least the next two months (phew, the kids can eat again :)).

Oh, and while we're on the subject of destruction of property, I'm getting a new Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy today – now that's one method that even the protestors haven't thought of.

Off to buy a bottle of fair trade organic wine to celebrate.