One of the finest songs ever. I think these are the words:

THE SLURF SONG (Michael Hurley)

Oh a little wishbone
I make a wish for a potato -
I make a wish
For a potato

Picking out the fish bones
In my perch from Lake Champlain -
All them perch
All them bones

Making up tortilla's
So much fun when you got a bowl of beans -
So much fun
All them beans

When we make spaghetti
Everybody gathers round and they eat it by the pound -
They all gather round
They eat it by the pound

We fill up our guts
We turn it into shit and we get rid of it -
Turn it into shit
We get rid of it

Oh I see the dishes over there
They fill me with despair -
Dishes over there
Fill me with despair

From YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1TEssqdyGw