The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #119799   Message #2603298
Posted By: Bill D
02-Apr-09 - 02:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: Amuse me
Subject: RE: BS: Amuse me
The 3rd shortest...

"The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door."

The 2nd shortest:

"The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a lock on the door."