This is a true story. I have a friend who grew up on a farm in southeast Kansas. Most of the other farmers would call in the cattle with slew of curse words, but her father never cursed. He called in the cattle with a long,low call that didn't seem to mean anything. Finally, she figured it out. He was hollering

Appro-o-o-o-o-o-ach please!

Now isn't that classy?