Why do we always end up in the bathroom??????

I am taking a seat in the booth at the back. JD on the rocks with a twist. NO shit; not urine; no penguins.
I have a gun - it is legal in Maine.

I will take an auroch steak done medium rare with a baked potato (butter on the side) and a huge salad with blue cheese dressing. Add a nice glass of Bardolino and put it all on Bert's tab.