Morris-phobia amongst the general public is already becoming a folk belief in itself. In another generation or two, therefore, it will be "traditional" in its own right. Then we'll have to show it some respect!

Imagine school-kids being ordered to shout "Jingle bells!" or "Which one's Maurice?" whenever they see dancers with bells on their knees.   Imagine them being warned by their parents never to indulge in folk dancing of any sort, because famous musicians (and celebrity columnists) have frequently declared that "It's worse than incest!"

Maybe that would get the kids interested?

Wassail!