A lady I know loves to go to yard sales. She knows about 4 chords on guitar. One day she saw a guitar priced at $50. Opening the case she saw one of those valued National Guitars, an oldie worth thousands of dollars. She told the old man it was very valuable. He said, "You look like you'll enjoy playing it. That'll be $50."

I have yet to see the guitar, but I understand it is covered in drool from her other guitar playing friends lusting over it.

Roger in Baltimore