I'll vouch for the truth of whatever it was that Spaw just said. Folks from Ohio don't never tell nothin' but the Truth. Why, my very own wife is admitted to practice Law in Ohio and she tells of the time one of her clients was being sworn in.

"Do you swear to tell the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth, so help you God?" asked the Judge.

"Up to a point," said her client.

"And what point is that?" asked the Judge, bemused.

"Up to the point when I start lyin'," replied her client.