Catspaw, on the subject of grout: the late-lamented Shannon Pub II in Rochester, NY had grout-graffitti in the men's room. Painstakingly written in tiny print, vertically And horizontally, on the grout were such gems as: Grout Balls of Fire, Catherine The Grout, Grout Fishing In America, Groutcho Marx, and so forth. Hundreds of them. Many's a time I stood there reading them with my head cocked awkwardly while pretending to pee long after I'd finished. All the best. Seamus