Who could forget The Limeliters' "modern gunfighter ballad" - "Gunslinger?"

"Nowadays there's no such thing as a bad cowboy - only a SICK one."

Ah, such wonderful lines! Such as:

"Gunslinger, gunslinger, why you act so strange?
When you were a child, did the Cheyenne and Sioux
Refuse to play nicely with you?
Did you come from a broken Home On The Range?"